Become a Douchebag
Douchebags!!! Is it just a trend or a permanent behaviour? Whatever it is (I've found around 200 definitions online)Douchebags are insanely funny/stupid. But it can be fun to become one of them for few hours just to scare your entourage or just to become a better douchebag.
The look
--Take a membership at your favorite tanning salon
--Get ridiculous tattoos
--Put an entire pot of gel on your hair
--Wear a very bright t-shirt... everyday. (You have extra points if you wear the same t-shirt everyday)
--Wear bling bling
--Drive very big cars
The attitude
--Party hard, drink like crazy, create your own ridiculous dance moves and don't be afraid to show them at every occasions
--show your fancy mobile phone at every opportunity (and even when there is none...)
--Be obnoxious, listen to loud music, turn the volume to max, yell on public transit, fight in public and destroy your neighbors garden
--Remember: Women are inferior to you. Women are here for the entertainment and pleasure of men
Your motto: See that trashcan over there? Throw it! Why? Who cares?! It’s funny, and will impress the ladies!
The look
--Take a membership at your favorite tanning salon
--Get ridiculous tattoos
--Put an entire pot of gel on your hair
--Wear a very bright t-shirt... everyday. (You have extra points if you wear the same t-shirt everyday)
--Wear bling bling
--Drive very big cars
The attitude
--Party hard, drink like crazy, create your own ridiculous dance moves and don't be afraid to show them at every occasions
--show your fancy mobile phone at every opportunity (and even when there is none...)
--Be obnoxious, listen to loud music, turn the volume to max, yell on public transit, fight in public and destroy your neighbors garden
--Remember: Women are inferior to you. Women are here for the entertainment and pleasure of men
Your motto: See that trashcan over there? Throw it! Why? Who cares?! It’s funny, and will impress the ladies!
