Who hasn't already order a pizza? It's one of the most popular food in the world. Here are the coolest ways to order your pizza. Pick up your phone and get ready for the FUN!

• Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
• Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
• Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
• Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.
• Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
• Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
• Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
• Ask what the order taker is wearing.
• If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
• Imitate the order taker's voice.
• Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
• Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
• Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
• Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."