Become Annoying Online

If you are tired of beong bored online and playing games, you can definitely try one new trick and have a lot of fun.The little devil inside me likes when I irritate my friends on purpose. Let's be annoy them online. Here is how.

1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know that? RTFM").

2. WRITE YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE. ALSO USE A LOT OF !!!!! TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE!

3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.

4. Software and files offered online are often "compressed" so that they won't take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compression program and compress everything you send, including one-word e-mail responses like "Thanks."

5. Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give them names like "SexyHousewivesI," then see how many people download it. Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-ons.

6. cc: all your e-mail to Joe Biden (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet.

7. Join a discussion group and tie whatever's being discussed back to an unrelated central theme.

6 comments:

LLnL said...

Why do I love #5 so. Thank you so much for sharing your annoying skills with the world.

Manju said...

now that is what i call annoying! i'm gonna do #1 on msn rite now hahah

BlackSnow said...

I'm back and I just made a blogging award and you're in it so visit my blog to get your award.And work more on the web page because on a 22 inch monitor it doesn't fit well.

Nivedita said...

wicked ...hhahaha:))

me said...

funny!! :))

jb said...

LazyKing!! I found you! How are you doing? Still posting funny stuff, I see. As for those damn abreviations, I still have no clue what most of them even stand for. :)

- JB

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