Become Annoying Online

If you are tired of beong bored online and playing games, you can definitely try one new trick and have a lot of fun.The little devil inside me likes when I irritate my friends on purpose. Let's be annoy them online. Here is how.1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't...

Become Annoying

Everyday, I wear a new costume and become someone else. Today I want to annoy all my friends because I love them and I pay attention to them. Have fun trying these.Argue with everybody.Underline in other peoples books.Slurp your soup.If you can't think of something nice, say something nasty.Be judgmental.Announce when your going to the bathroom.Read over peoples shoulders on the bus.When it says "Reserved Parking" that means you.Cover...

Screw up during Sex

Ohh calm down. I know what you are thinking, pervert! There are 2 ways to screw up during sex, by saying stupid things or by.. I have no idea. Enjoy.++ My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!++I want a baby!++My cat always sleeps on that pillow++Have you ever considered liposuction?++I have a confession...++Did I mention my transsexual operation?++I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing...

Write your college paper

College was, is and will be the laziest yet busiest periode of our lifes. I have plenty of funny, odd, stupid and crazy stories during college. But one thing we all can relate during college is definitely the way we were doing our homeworks. 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.3. Read over the assignment carefully,...

Order Pizza

Who hasn't already order a pizza? It's one of the most popular food in the world. Here are the coolest ways to order your pizza. Pick up your phone and get ready for the FUN!Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.Ask for the guy who took your order last time.Ask if the pizza is organically grown.Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a...

Become a Douchebag

Douchebags!!! Is it just a trend or a permanent behaviour? Whatever it is (I've found around 200 definitions online)Douchebags are insanely funny/stupid. But it can be fun to become one of them for few hours just to scare your entourage or just to become a better douchebag.The look--Take a membership at your favorite tanning salon--Get ridiculous tattoos--Put an entire pot of gel on your hair--Wear a very bright t-shirt... everyday....

Make your bf breaks up with you

Ladies, if your Romeo looks more like a cameo in your life and you too don't have the "balls" to do the nasty break up, here are few tricks for you.10- Ask for more commitment like being engaged, talk...

Make your gf breaks up with you

Have you ever been in a relationship that you want to end but don't have the balls to break it? Use these mean tips and I assure you your girlfriend will to do the nasty break-up.10- Don't pick up when...